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82.8.237.46: /* References to Red Faction */

2010-06-19T16:01:50Z

References to Red Faction

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	*"Parker! Clean up this area! Parker! Send the launch signal! Hurry Parker, run Parker, PARKER, PARKER, PARKER!!"		*"Parker! Clean up this area! Parker! Send the launch signal! Hurry Parker, run Parker, PARKER, PARKER, PARKER!!"
	*"Eos had that thing on her face. Every time I looked at her, I thought, 'What the hell does she got under there?' Maybe it was wires? Or warts?"		*"Eos had that thing on her face. Every time I looked at her, I thought, 'What the hell does she got under there?' Maybe it was wires? Or warts?"
	*"Fifty years, I've been sittin' in this chair, and I'll be sittin' here for fifty more! I ~~will~~ bury the ~~stink out of you~~!"~~{{Verification needed}}~~		*"Fifty years, I've been sittin' in this chair, and I'll be sittin' here for fifty more! I'm gonna bury the whole stinkin' lot o' ya!"
	*"'Crazy Parker', they called me, 'crazy Parker'. I ain't so crazy. I just get a little excited, that's all."		*"'Crazy Parker', they called me, 'crazy Parker'. I ain't so crazy. I just get a little excited, that's all."

	== Notes ==		== Notes ==
	<sup>[1]</sup> Parker was about twenty years old during the events of ''[[Red Faction (Game)\|Red Faction]]'', and ''Red Faction: Guerrilla'' takes place fifty years later.		<sup>[1]</sup> Parker was about twenty years old during the events of ''[[Red Faction (Game)\|Red Faction]]'', and ''Red Faction: Guerrilla'' takes place fifty years later.

DavidJCobb: EPIC wikification.

2010-06-11T00:52:11Z

EPIC wikification.

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-The Old Coot is a character living in [[The Badlands]]. He's supposedly [[Parker]]. The Old Coot is invincible and cannot be killed by normal means (gunfire, explosions, melee etc.). However, you can kill him by somehow knocking him into the huge hole that [[Mohole]] is named for.
+The '''Old Coot''' was an unidentified man who lived in [[The Badlands]] during the events of ''[[Red Faction: Guerrilla]]''. It is heavily implied that he is [[Parker]], a revolutionary hero who aided in the destruction of the [[Ultor Corporation]] [[Red Faction (Game)|fifty years ago]]. If the old man is Parker, then he would've been about seventy years old when found by [[Alec Mason]].<sup>[1]</sup>
-Because [[Parker]] was 20-odd years old in the original [[Red Faction]], and [[Red Faction: Guerrilla]] takes place 50 years after the original game, Parker is around 70 years old in RF:G.
+The Old Coot is usually found sitting down in a chair outside of his house, though he can be sometimes found walking around in the immediate vicinity, and along the ridges of the [[Mohole]]'s eponymous pit. The man is invincible and cannot be killed by normal means (gunfire, explosions, melee, etc.). However, you can kill him by somehow knocking him into the giant pit.
 He has some [[Singularity Bomb|Singularity Bombs]] in his house - always useful for destruction.
-Old Coot makes numerous references to the original [[Red Faction]]. Some of these references are listed below:
+== Notes ==
+<sup>[1]</sup> Parker was about twenty years old during the events of ''[[Red Faction (Game)|Red Faction]]'', and ''Red Faction: Guerrilla'' takes place fifty years later.

84.90.96.223 at 18:09, 18 May 2010

2010-05-18T18:09:13Z

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	''"Eos had that thing on her face. Every time I looked at her I thought, 'What the hell does she got under there?' Maybe it was wires? Or warts?"''		''"Eos had that thing on her face. Every time I looked at her I thought, 'What the hell does she got under there?' Maybe it was wires? Or warts?"''

	''"50 years I've been sittin' in this chair, and I'll be sittin' here for 50 more!"''		''"50 years I've been sittin' in this chair, and I'll be sittin' here for 50 more! I will bury the stink out of you!"''(not sure)

	''"Crazy Parker they called me, crazy Parker, I ain't so crazy, I just get a little exited, that's all"''		''"Crazy Parker they called me, crazy Parker, I ain't so crazy, I just get a little exited, that's all"''

Mike at 02:21, 9 February 2010

2010-02-09T02:21:04Z

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	Old Coot makes numerous references to the original [[Red Faction]]. Some of these references are listed below:		Old Coot makes numerous references to the original [[Red Faction]]. Some of these references are listed below:

	''"I miss 'em all... Yes, I do... [[Eos]], [[Hendrix]], [[Orion]]... Hell, even [[~~Griffin~~]]. They're all gone now... I'm all that's left. Me, and my memories."''		''"I miss 'em all... Yes, I do... [[Eos]], [[Hendrix]], [[Orion]]... Hell, even [[Gryphon]]. They're all gone now... I'm all that's left. Me, and my memories."''

	''"Ultor's behind the plague. And it's all Capek's fault! He's the head of Ultor's science and medical labs on Mars. They've been runnin' some experiments."''		''"Ultor's behind the plague. And it's all Capek's fault! He's the head of Ultor's science and medical labs on Mars. They've been runnin' some experiments."''

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The Old Coot is a character living in [[The Badlands]]. He's supposedly [[Parker]]. The Old Coot is invincible and cannot be killed by normal means (gunfire, explosions, melee etc.). However, you can kill him by somehow knocking him into the huge hole that [[Mohole]] is named for.

Because [[Parker]] was 20-odd years old in the original [[Red Faction]], and [[Red Faction: Guerrilla]] takes place 50 years after the original game, Parker is around 70 years old in RF:G.

The Old Coot is usually found sitting down in a chair outside of his house, though he can be sometimes found walking around in the immediate vicinity (near his house), and along the ridges of the giant hole.

He has some [[Singularity Bomb|Singularity Bombs]] in his house - always useful for destruction.

Old Coot makes numerous references to the original [[Red Faction]]. Some of these references are listed below:

''"I miss 'em all... Yes, I do... [[Eos]], [[Hendrix]], [[Orion]]... Hell, even [[Griffin]]. They're all gone now... I'm all that's left. Me, and my memories."''

''"Ultor's behind the plague. And it's all Capek's fault! He's the head of Ultor's science and medical labs on Mars. They've been runnin' some experiments."''

''"Parker! Clean up this area! Parker! Send the launch signal! Hurry Parker, run Parker, PARKER, PARKER, PARKER!"''

''"Eos had that thing on her face. Every time I looked at her I thought, 'What the hell does she got under there?' Maybe it was wires? Or warts?"''

''"50 years I've been sittin' in this chair, and I'll be sittin' here for 50 more!"''

''"Crazy Parker they called me, crazy Parker, I ain't so crazy, I just get a little exited, that's all"''